TOPIC: one good thing that you would before dying?

thanks Shweta. I like the way you trying to make things better.

Thanks.

Shweta,

You don't get into no controversy please. You focus on jokes only. Let them keep on fighting n shouting at each other for silly reasons. If some one say something others have problems and start blame game & shouting match. That is ok we behave like true indians na that is the reason. Post some jokes please.

I think it will be good idea to change the subject.

I already posted a new subject. This will never end.

Gurpreet wrote:

I think it will be good idea to change the subject.

A Girl to her boy friend
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
A Boy to his girl friend
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga

Gurpreet & A,

Are you the same guy ?

I hope it's ok about jokes if there is any problem please let me know I will try to change it.

Shweta

We all like jokes. No permission needed. Ok, keep on posting good jokes. You got it. Don't be afraid. Post Jokes. good ones You have the 'Kiran' in you to make others smile & laugh. Good.

"You have the 'Kiran' in you to make others smile & laugh." I m fine without "kiran" name. I want to be with me and I can make smile and laugh others without name of Kiran.

I think thats the name creating porblem with AT members. I don't even know about a lot about name Kiran.

God bless Kiran and all of us.

Shweta

A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Hi there,

You nice. Where you been so many days ? Now don't go away. Stay & be like a rock. One request, please go to sleep and come tommorow or because of you other 2 gentleman - Gurpreet & A will also not go to sleep.

Young lady m: My husband is always telling me to go to hell. I would like to know if I could legally take my children with me.

Restaurant Manager: ' Why are you looking worried?'
Chef: 'There are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. I do not know what to do.'
Restaurant Manager: ' Don't worry. I will annownce that today we are having Chinese Food festival!

2. Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"


5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!

Great job Shweta, Great, owsome.

I like it, you are the best dear.

Where do you get all this jock from. you must have been fun person. I would love to meet you sometime.


Samina.

Internet Monitor wrote:

And by the way, if a Sikh objects to your repetitive Sikhs jokes, you will have to stop.

I am just telling the law. It is up to people to follow or not.

There is no such law. Stop legislating from your keyboard. If there is, please post the actual wording of the law or a court case where someone was posting jokes against a particular community or an ethnicity and was sued and the plaintiff won.

There are plenty of jokes on blonds, blacks, Mexicans, rednecks, Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese, Democrats, Republicans, Christians, Muslims, Jews, even vegetarians, environmentalists, doctors, lawyers ... and the list goes on. Tell me how many have been sued and how many lawsuits was awarded to plaintiffs.

In any lawsuit, the plaintiff must prove that either the action(s) or negligence of the defendant caused him/her harm.

I am sure if for a moment people shed their bloated egos and pay attention to wisdom of Manoj ji than if not Raleigh, NC or USA but definately Apna Triangle will once again be a good place on WWW. The freedom to post with fake & multiple ID's does not mean that baseless threats are issued by self styled champions of free speech & Law who legislate from their key boards - Quote-Manoj ji. Once again, Manoj Sir, very intelligent & correct observation.

I cannot stop laughing. This is the most funny post.

Shweta meets Samnia...look at the mirror please..you can meet

Shweta saying good things about herself but use name Shweta but in the message use Samina.....

Hahaha....be careful next time Shweta

shweta wrote:

Where do you get all this jock from. you must have been fun person. I would love to meet you sometime.


Samina.